M.M.F.D. - The Monolith Deathcult

'During the first Gulf War, the USAF and the RAF had the same maps and

Communication was very informal.

On a training mission a Tornado was

Asked whether it had reached a certain point, when the British pilot

Replied that he was still over MMFD.

As time went by many American

Pilots heard the location repeated and looked desperately on their maps

But couldn’t find the area designated MMFD.

They thought it could be the

KKMC for King Khaled Military City or the KFC for Kentucky Fried Chicken

But all was permanently discounted.

Eventually through a Brit pilot they

Came to know that MMFD stood for «miles and miles of fucking desert'

(Adapted from Frederick Forsyth’s The Fist of God)