Favorite Bar - The Magnetic Fields

Do you have a favorite bar?

We can play pool with strangers

Maybe wear some lipstick and not be in danger

Of getting beat up in the men’s room

Do you have a favorite bar?

The bartender’s German

He only understands the names of liquors in the German language

Doesn’t watch the TV 'cause it’s over his head

But he was in the Olympics

You can ask him

Do you have a favorite bar?

Where you can drink yourself under the table

And they know you’re there

So they won’t lock you in

They don’t take all your money

When you’re completely insensible

They leave you your dignity

You can play The 5th Dimension on the jukebox