Jewel Thieves - The Lucksmiths

We are happy-go-lucky Johnny-come-latelys

Millionaire beach boys in ten-cent shirts

And our pictures are in all the papers

We stole a stone, for what it’s worth

We are jewel thieves

But we’re such great guys

That it’s hard to believe

We’re so handsome they’ll pay the ransom

We came in through an open window

Above suspicion, behind closed doors

We were double-crossed and we should have stayed single

But we messed around with square broads

We are jewel thieves

With our hands In our pockets

And our hearts on our sleeves

But when we were arrested we were bare-chested

Simple Simon says:

Put your hands in the air

Give back the diamond

We know it’s here somewhere

You’ve committed a crime

And you’re smiling like you don’t care