Danielle Steel - The Lucksmiths

She’d look beautiful in a tea towel

But she’s dressed up to the nines

She’s covered herself in make-up

But she can’t make up her mind

She’s a damsel in distress

She feels a damn fool in this dress

She lives alone

And I know how she feels

She has the mind of Sharon Stone

And the heart of Danielle Steel

Spends hours in front of the bookcase

A beast with two paperbacks in bed

She’s read them all from go to woe

And arranged them from A to Z

And you can judge a book by it’s cover

A kingdom for a horse, a condom for a lover

She lives alone

And I know how she feels

She has the mind of Sharon Stone

And the heart of Danielle Steel

I understand

She’s up in arms and down at heel

But it’s getting out of hand

She has the heart of Danielle Steel

So take off your horn-rimmed rose-coloured glasses

And shake out your shining hair again

Behind every princess, in an ill-fitting pink dress

There’s a lonely librarian