THE MAN WITH ZE MUSTACHE - The Left Rights

Hello

My name is The Man With The Mustache

And if we ever met before

I’m sure I will see you soon

And I know you’ve probably been curious and scared

This has awoken feelings inside of your loins and private parts that you

haven’t experienced before

Understandable

Whisper it in my ear

Talk to my mustache because it hears you

And it listens to you

Where can I massage you that will ease your pain?

Come with me

And ride on my magical mustache

C’est fini!

Merci beaucoup pas tout

Je suis le Man With The Mustache

It’s ok to shave your private parts

Why do birds sing when I appear?

Man With the Mustache doesn’t have to do math

He has sex with ladies

Do that math