Hay Fever - The Kinks

Sitting by my stereo all alone

My baby calls me on the telephone

She says, Baby take me out for a dance

I tell my baby I feel so bad

I can’t go out and it’s making me sad

But when you see me, I know you will understand

I got hay fever, blocking up my head

Hay fever, I ought to be in bed

How can I dance when I can’t hardly breathe

Wish I could cure this infernal allergy

I got, hay fever blocking up brain

Hay fever, feel the sinus pains

And all the pills and the powders are in vain

Thought I was cured but here it comes again

It goes ooh-ah

The pollen count’s getting higher and higher

My eyes are sore and m noes is on fire

My throat’s dry now and I’m starting to perspire

My stuffed up head’s killing all of my desire

I got hay fever, you wicked allergy

Hay fever, you put the curse on me

And I’ve inhaled every known remedy

I can’t say cool 'cos I’m starting to sneeze

I can’t make love when I can’t hardly breathe

We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed

There must be a cure for this hay fever

Is there a pill or a powder I can take

I must get a cure, for my romance is at stake

Hay fever, you tore my image down

Hay fever, I must look like a clown

I must have used every tissue in town

I’m running round sniffin' like a hound

It goes ooh-ah

I wanna kiss but I’m sneezin' instead

I can’t make love when my head feels like lead

How can I pose when my nose is all red

We should be home, should be tucked up in bed

But I got hay fever

Hay fever

Hay fever (x3)