Lady Shoes - The Jesus Lizard

There’s a girl playing her piano

There’s a little girl playing her big piano

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother

And then the daddy comes in

And jacks off on the piano and jacks off on the piano

And jacks off on the piano and jacks off on the piano

Meanwhile, the local maternity ward

Nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer

She kills all the little babies

Destroys the monitoring system

Says she got some time to stick around

She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done

She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done

She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done

Doctor comes in

Pops a boner and jacks off in her cap

And then the motel manager comes by

And takes a little shit in his hand

And then he takes a little shit in his hand

And then he takes a little shit in his hand

And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick,

lipstick