Dinosaur Laser Fight -

Hey boys and girls

This ninja science lesson’s gonna rock your world

Now close your eyes and travel back in time

With me and Ninja Bri

It’s gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day in Dinosaur High

When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives

Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed

Because his tiny wrists

Caused his high-five to miss

And he was like «Fuck this!»

Oh yeah, oh yeah

It’s an old-school dinosaur laser fight

Oh yeah, hell yeah

Just a classic dinosaur laser fight

It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown

But it was quiet because in space there is no sound

Did we mention that this took place in space?

It did, so shut your face

Also, there were robots and sharks

Oh yeah, oh yeah

It’s a goddamn dinosaur laser fight

In space, with sharks

It’s a balls-out dinosaur laser fight

It’s fucking science!

Just ask Albert Einstein

He invented space

And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars

Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars

The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace

So they killed them with lasers

Holy shit!

And then they had a giant laser party (woah) (holy shit!)

Dinosaur Laser Party!

(woah, woah) (holy shit!)

Laser Party!

(it's fucking science, it’s fucking science)

Laser Party!

(it's fucking science, it’s fucking science)

Fuck!