Pony - The Handsome Family

I am a man who dreams of baby beavers

Unicorns are cool cause they’re cute and beautiful

Little dogs are cool, dressed up tough and playing poker

I want a pony, a big, fat pony

I want a pony, want to feed it carrots

I want a pony, a big, fat pony

I want a pony, want to feed it baloney

John Wayne was a girl who had a taste for leather

I am a girl with shoes for any weather

Horseshoe crabs are neat when they get stuck on their backs

Little flies are neat when they fly right in your mouth

But I want a pony, a big, fat pony

I want a pony, want to feed it carrots

I want a pony, a big, fat pony

I want a pony, want to feed it baloney