Chicken Attack - The Gregory Brothers, Takeo Ischi

You should know that a man

With the power of nature

Can bring you to the end of your luck

And you should know by my stride

And the look in my eye

That you’re about to be massively forced to give up!

Chicken attack A-a-a-a-ah

Chicken attack A-a-a-a-a-ah

Watch your back

Before it fades to black

They might look harmless

But they’ll kick your non-chicken ass

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Now go, now fly-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

You own the sky-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

With the power of nature

You’re never alone

And you can’t let evil run amok

Every beast, every tree follows me to the end

And you’re about to be massively fucked!

Chicken attack A-a-a-a-ah

Chicken attack A-a-a-a-a-ah

Watch your back before it fades to black

They might look harmless

But they’ll kick your non-chicken ass

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Now go, now fly-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

You own the sky-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

You’re young and you’re hungry

Perhaps short on money I give you

This chicken today Its eggs for your dinner

Its legs for next winter

You won’t have to steal again

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!

Now go, now fly-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

You own the sky-yai-ai-yai-ai-yai-ai

(Yodelling)