Messed up Xmas - The Dollyrots

Stephen said to get you a gnome trap

So it could defend your lawn

Lauren said it would be really cool to use

Your lyrics in a song

Adriana said sea monkeys

Or maybe a chainsaw

Whit thought it’d be really cool to

Give you a pig in a jar

A life sized voodoo doll

And a bald cat for licking

All my friends made a list

Told me you’d want these gifts

It’s Christmas what should I buy you

It’s Christmas what will I get you

I asked all of my messed-up friends

They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah

Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut

Jon said a bass and a strap

Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa

Doing the monster mash

Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure

Or maybe a brain transplant

Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream

Is that too much to ask

A bottle of whiskey

Or some wasabi dried peas

All my friends made a list

Told me you’d want these gifts

Who am I kidding

What do they know

I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow

A ninja bunny hat

A picture signed by Joan Jett

All my friends made a list

Told me you’d want these gifts