Moonshine Rhyme - The Dirtball

This is my moonshine rhyme

You know I stay drunk most all of the time

I say goodbye to the world and I guzzle again

Kick back, relax drinking with my friends

Here’s a seat, sit down and have a drink

Vibe with me for a moment, taste and tell me what you think

I love liquor, love beer, wine gets me almost there

But the shine from the moon makes a rainy sky clear

No matter what you get me through the dark times

Only damn problem is that I do love her too much

Can’t put her down, always there for me in the clutch

Ain’t no wrong about it, keep it strong, I know that I must

She the goods, need the perfection, the perfect selection

Crafted by my hand and you won’t see no protesting

Cause all the neighbours know I make a mean batch

They swill it down the hatch and I politely say

Friends and family take a shot for me

Toast to good times, thank God with me

Pour one up for those that passed away

Have a couple more, we getting drunk today

Everyday’s a Friday, the Saturdays are my day

Make the magic potion, really stock my supply

Why would I lie?

I speak easy at my speakeasy

But you can’t order what the other saloons provide

It don’t compare to what I’m cracking off, now I stare

Ain’t no pill, try to feel copping the high

This is the real deal, be no faking

Surrounded by the souls of the desert where I forever reside

We never die, we staying pickled to the pores

Slowly functioning, sharing all the good times of yores

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pretending?

tall-tale sipping, we ain’t tripping