They Call That Religion - The Devil Makes Three

They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well

Now he’s preaching just to buy jelly rolls

Old deacon jones he was a preaching king

Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion, but you know he’s going to hell when he dies

Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs

He was a friend of the president and everything

he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean

well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call the religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion, but you know he’s going to hell when he dies

Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same

He had the millionaires now playing his game,

He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well

follow me movie stars move objects with your mind

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died