Brand New Formula - The D.O.C., D.O.C.

Step one, you make your console cost the most,

You beat your chest and proudly boast,

Despite no good exclusive games,

Make a bunch of ridiculous claims,

Then ignore our need to play online,

Don’t make it fun like Xbox Live,

Use blu-ray, which I don’t need,

Now your gettin your ass kicked by the Wii,

Sony, you went wrong,

With your PS3,

I’ll just keep playin my 360,

Hope this song has helped,

You understand,

Now you know how you killed your brand,

Phil Harrison, yeah you know best,

Except you didn’t beta test,

Sure, I can surf the net,

But I can’t find my gaming friends,

Said Halo 3 don’t worry you,

Instead you offer Killzone 2,

But Killzone 1, sucked before,

So what made you think we wanted more?

Sony, you went wrong,

With your PS3,

I’ll just keep playin my 360,

Hope this song has helped,

You understand,

Now you know how you killed your brand,

(Phil Harrison)

At Playstation, what we have done successfully over the last 12 or 13 years is

to uhh…

uhh gonna be… uhh… umm… um umm.

uhh we’re gonna do some things a little

differently,

We’re going to uhh… uhh… umm… umm… umm… umm… um umm.

I don’t have any comment to make,

(Song)

Sony, you went wrong,

With your PS3,

I’ll just keep playin my 360,

Hope this song has helped,

You understand,

Now you know how you killed your brand,

Sony, you went wrong,

With your PS3,

I’ll just keep playin my 360,

Hope this song has helped,

You understand,

Now you know how you killed your brand…

(Interviewer)

Yeah Phil, one question real quick, a lot of players say they wanna be able

play online without jumpin through a bunch of hoops,

You have any plans to make the PlayStation 3 not suck as much when you go to

play someone else online?

(Phil Harrison)

We know that’s a compelling feature for… umm… certain players in the,

in the certain segments of the audience.umm.but as to specific plans or

features, I don’t have any comment to make

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