Contact Mae - The Cowsills

All along 66, wait the truck cafe’s

Ed’s diner, Jodie’s place all turn out the same

Signs saying «food and gas"gauge is on «E»

Do you think the place is clean, let’s stop and see

Board-and-Bat-shacks, pies and lunch packs

Long bar, stools and foot-rail

Near the door the juke box roars

And country-western wails

Soon you find waitress Mae, she’s middle-aged

Hair in curls and too much rouge on her sweating face

In the back dressed in white cooks cap and all

Al makes a moody face straight at the wall

Mae’s the contact smiling irritated near to outbreak

Smiling while her eyes look past unhappy and her head aches

Now we wait no one knows what mood Al’s in

If it’s good, so’s the food, let’s hope we win