Kings Of The New Road - The Courteeners

How come you are always off your head?

And yet you still end up in your bed

With some mint blonde I’ve never seen before?

And you get away with kicking her face first out of your front door

You get admiration from all of the lads

The mothers take a shine to you, that’s not the case with the dads

They have to keep both eyes upon you just in case you make a move

But we know that you wouldn’t be so daft and that’s what makes you so smooth

So next time you’re out, can I stand and watch from the bar?

Just to see if it’s true how far

You will take your good looks, your wit and charm

And walk out of the place with sixteen girls on each arm

You get admiration from all of the lads

The mothers take a shine to you, that’s not the case with the dads

They have to keep both eyes upon you just in case you make a move

But we know that you wouldn’t be so daft and that’s what makes you so smooth