T.V. Man - The Bolshoi

Wake up, switch on

I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong

give it a slap, give it a jog

I better hurry or I’ll miss the epilogue

ride high without a saddle

down the rapids on

a boat without a paddle

I am the scourge of the high seas

just you watch’em running when they hear about me

Chorus:

One two three… hail T.V.

watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

here I stand, T.V. man

I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…

Knock, knock

there’s someone at the door

I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine

I can’t imagine what they come around here for…

could be the rent or H.P.

whatever it is they gonna bleed me

Well, I’ve got no money…

nothing to borrow

just you go away now,

don’t come back tomorrow

One two three… hail T.V.

watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

here I stand, T.V. man

I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…

It’s so hot here under the sun

just him and me and a couple of six guns

I look at him he looks at me

out comes the guns who will it be…

One two three… hail T.V.

watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

here I stand, T.V. man

I’ve got all the angels eating out of my hand…

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

but even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes…