The Beauty That Drives Men Mad - Tommy Steele, Billy Boyle

Hello World they call us Daphne and Josee

A thousand pounds of paradise from heads to toe-sy

Here is the kind of beauty

That drives a man ma-ma-ma-mad

Please.

Watch.

How close the kiddies get!

This.

Ain’t.

No errector-set!

This here’s the beauty that drives a man mad!

Our beauty rocks 'em and our perfume slays 'em!

They say it’s bottled in a Frech gimnasium!

Here is the kind of beauty

That drives a man ma-ma-ma-mad!

We’ve.

Seen.

Grown men throwing fits

When.

They.

See our naughty bits!

This here’s the beauty that drives a man mad!

The view should kiss a man in sheer destruction

The second balcony would feel the suction!

Here’s the kind of beauty

That drives a man ma-ma-ma-mad!

This.

Here.

Fancy frillery.

Just.

Hides.

Big artillery!

This here’s the beauty that drives a man mad!

When you wish upon a star

Sometimes nature can go too far!

With the beauty that drives a man…

Ma-ma-ma-mad!

In-in-insane!

Well!

You’d better batten down the hatches!

Lock up the cat!

Hold the front door but don’t touch the welcome mat!

Cuz we tend to drive you men

Mad!