Hygiene Squad - The Ark

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

The money’s bad and the hours are odd

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

— That's how they’re doin' business at the hygiene squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

I’m doing my shift with a guy named Claude

We’re staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud

— That's how we spend our pastime at the hygiene squad

And in the summertime when the weather is damp

My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp

«We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents

I’ve used up all the kleenex

And the money that you sent

— Take me back momma, I won’t fuss and fight!

Please don’t make me stay 'til friday’s talent night

Last week some german showed us how to sterilize cod

— That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad"

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

On the nightshift you mustn’t lower your guard

The things you see makes you want to shout

«- Oh, god!

Why did momma make me join the hygiene squad?»

And in the summertime when the weather is damp

My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp

«We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents

I’ve used up all the kleenex

And the money that you sent

— Take me back momma, I won’t fuss and fight!

Please don’t make me stay 'til friday’s talent night

Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod

— That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad"

Mymymymymymy momma made me join the hygiene squad

The money’s bad and the hours are odd

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

— That's how they’re doin' business at the hygiene squad

[They make me work double

And they make me work hard]

That’s how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad

[They make me work double

And they make me work hard]

You see, my momma made me join the hygiene squad