Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) - Tenacious D

I am complete!

Fuck!

Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck

Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine and you're first in line

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

You motherfucker

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms?

What's the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.

And also you will have to pay our rent.

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to hell...

What?

Trust me Kage, it's the only way,

What the fuck are you talking about?

To be your little bitch.

Fine!

Let the rock off begin!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm the devil, I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty

I'm the devil, I can do what I want,

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

No!

C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.

There's just no way that we can win,

That was a masterpiece.

Listen to me

He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Goddamn-it Kage,

He gonna make you his sex slave,

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise

No

Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.

Dude, we've been through so much shit,

Deactivated lasers with my dick

Now it's time to blow this fucker down!

C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down

I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town

Now we've got to blow this fucker down

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down

Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown

Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,

We know your weakness our rocket-sauce

We rock the casbah, and blow your mind

We will defeat you for all mankind

You hold the scepter,

We hold the key

You are the devil,

We are the D [18x]

You guys are fuckin' lame.

Come on Kage, you're coming with me.

Taste my lightning, fucker!

No!

Ow!

Fuck!

My fuckin' horn!

Oh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,

Until you are complete again

No!

Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables!

I'll get you Tenacious D!