This Waterfall Is in the Wrong Place - Teddy Hyde

This waterfall is in the wrong place

I can’t quite explain it

But the- there’s just something off about it, don’t you think?

Something about… its positioning…

The way it falls…

What it’s surrounded by, just doesn’t add up

Like somebody put it there, but didn’t have the right

Somebody who didn’t buy the right permit

Somebody who was maybe used to putting streams places

Pouring glasses of water over tables

Not anybody who knew what they were

Doing, whoever put this waterfall here

People have to walk around it, to get to the soup

Water collects on the floor and rusts

The shelves and makes the food go bad

Hell, I can’t even get to the crackers

At this point, it’s been there so long

This waterfall is in just a poor place

Terrible, terrible positioning

Maybe, aisle 8?

I can see a waterfall in aisle 8, but- aisle 5?

Come on

Whoever put this waterfall here had no idea how great this soup is

How much the soup brings in profits for the store

The economy’s gonna crumble from this waterfall

Everything’s gonna go to hell because of this waterfall

Because some jackass thought it was

A good idea to put a waterfall here

Well, I’ll just shop somewhere else