I Was Attacked by That Rock over There - Teddy Hyde

I was attacked by that rock over there

Somebody jumped out from one of the biggest parts

Ripped my feet off with their bare hands

I saw my tendance pulled out from my ankles like chewed up gum with a quarter

of the elasticity

This thing this person at most

Slipped my feet on over stumps and skipped on their way

Picking flowers and drinking rum

I crawled behind the biggest part of the rock

I sat and waited

My legs leaking

Foaming over like a shaken up soda

I heard foot steps clean crisp strong feet

Crunching over fresh leaves

I took my opportunity

I dove out off my knees

I couldn’t bare to look at their face

I went for their feet

I grabbed with both hands

First their left and then their right

And I pulled each as hard as I could

And they slid off

Like chews up gum

About an one eight of the elasticity

And I slid them over my stumps overjoyed

I skipped off picking flowers and drinking bourbon