My Girl Hates Me (I Play Cod) - Teamheadkick

The day’s done, now it’s time to game

I’m gonna get so drunk, I forget my name

Load up the Xbox, cause it’s time to play

When it comes to Call Of Duty I dominate

Got my team lined up and we’re ready to go

That last headshot made me feel so pro

Now I just can’t stop cause I’m on a roll

I got a hundred million billion trillion kills in a row

When she walked into the room she had that look in her eye

I couldn’t ignore her, no matter how hard I tried

The dishes all stacked, I forgot to take a shower

Napkins everywhre, I’d been grubbin' for an hour

I hadn’t made the bd, I hadn’t walked the dogs

While I was pwning noobs, she was getting pissed off

My girl hates me, cause I play COD

She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige

She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave

My girl hates me, cause I play COD

She’s mad, now she’s raising her voice

But I can’t hear her screaming over all of the noise

In my headphone’s yelling are all of my boys

She looked right into my eyes and said: «I'll give you a choice

You can turn this game off, right here, right now

Or you’ll never get laid again in this house»

She put her hands on the screen, leaned back and blew me a kiss

So I told her to move, because I couldn’t see shit

Now she’s so damn mad, that she looks like a troll

I keep the UAV running to track where she goes

She’s always blockin' the screen while she calls me a jerk

I swerve my head to the left, steady be puttin' in work

Drop shots, no scopes, face down in the dirt

Instead of trying to get pussy, I’m trying to get perks

My girl hates me, cause I play COD

She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige

She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave

My girl hates me, cause I play COD

Jump in the lobby, another a beer and I’m ready to go

But after twenty more beers and the shotty, I started to get out of control

Everytime that I’m gaming, she likes to mess with me

I can’t even explain it, it’s female insanity

Hey baby, hold on for a minute

Because we’re holding the lead, how bout you wait till we’re finished?

If it matters that much, why don’t you do the dishes

Instead of getting pedicures with all of your bitches

I don’t watch football, so quit complaining

Instead of quoting stats, I’m headshot gaming

Stop acting so mad, I already got a mom

You better learn to be nice, if you want Louis Vatton

I don’t give a rats ass that you’re threatening me

I’m straight running this game, you don’t like it then leave

I’ll admit my relationship has taken some damage

«Now get into the kitchen, fuckin' make me a sammich»

My girl hates me, cause I play COD

She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige

She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave

My girl hates me, cause I play COD