Wagon on Fire - Team StarKid

When the going gets tough

And you’re smokin' a cigarette

Not for the taste of it

The madness it grows

Like a flame through your soul and it’s time

For some payback

Conditions are right

The kindle is dry

It’s a labor of chemistry

Just a tiny spark

Sends the light through the dark

And the devil’s unleashed

Hell is your destiny

Your wagon is on fire

Your wagon is aflame

Your wagon is on fire

It’ll never be the same

Now is the next part of the plan:

Grab the girl and let’s get goin'

The tall one with the ugly dress?

That’s my future wife, show some respect!

This is all fucked, I thought it would be clean?

How could it be when we’re burnin' families?

Grab her, bag her, anyway you want

I’m too busy saying what’s goin' on

And life, as you know it, is changing

(Let me go!)

Desperate times call for measures

(Mr. McDoon!)

Wedding bells they are clanging

(Oh, the Bandit King!)

Another one’s ash is my treasure

Your wagon is on fire!

When did this get serious?

When my world’s at stake

The journey is a sham

You should have paid attention Dad

There are lives to save

And all that you desire

Why aren’t you furious?

We’re not far behind

You’re back where you began

It’s all just part of the grind

We’ll take it one day at a time

And we’ll find our way back home

Are we gone to Oregon?

Oregon…

We’re gone…

When you’ve got blood on your dick!