Fuck Christmas - Tankard

Christmas time is here again

Time to give your cash to them

At the cross is where we’ll meet

Leaving presents at his feet

Buy your gifts in harmony

Feed the Christmas industry

Fuck Christmas!

All the time

Now I’ve got my yuletide pride!

Fuck Christmas!

All the time

I’ve got Jesus on my side!

Fuck Christmas!

Fuck Christmas!

Fuck Christmas!

All the time!

Jesus came and Jesus went

Look at all the cash we spent

Mother Mary you will see

Never bought a Christmas tree

Christmas is for me and me

I give only to receive

Christmas time is here again …

He was fuckin' born in August anyway …