This Round's on YOU! - Swashbuckle

Quiet your mind, now what do you hear?

The vestige of hope in flowing beer

Ancient themata creep into your soul

Crack open bottles, let good times roll!

Tap some kegs and sip some suds

Inject it straight into our blood

Froth and foam and things unknown

No dough today, we’ll need a loan!

Hey you!

You got green to spare!

Fifty bucks is alotta wealth to share…

We know you wanna drown your past

When your broads just slobbered down our masts

Circled this blue marble a thousand times

Fought off foes through steal and rhyme

We won’t rest 'til we’ve had our fill

But we ain’t gonna foot the bill!

And now it’s time to pound some brews!

Our pockets dry — This round’s on YOU!

So what say we resolve these issues?

Before you reach for a box of tissues

You might as well just buy us booze

Before we take another pleasure cruise

As sayings go: «if it’s free — it’s for me»

Well your wench was, now just take a knee

Kids, there’s no shame in havin' fun

But this time you’ve been out-fucking-done

Real pirates never pay to drink

And the critics never seem to think

We do whatever the fuck we please

And bring the saucy wenches to their knees

Circled this blue marble a thousand times

Fought off foes through steal and rhyme

We won’t rest 'til we’ve had our fill

But we ain’t gonna foot the bill!

Son, drinkin’s not a game, ya hear?

Now pony up ya fuckin' queers

Friends will backstab ya in a fucking flash

'Tis in yar interest to front said cash

We pirates three had come to splurge

Beverages in hand, an alcoholic surge

The night was cloaked in a liquid stupor

But all we found was loser party-poopers

We circled this blue marble a thousand times

Fought off foes through steal and rhyme

We won’t rest 'til we’ve had our fill

But we ain’t gonna foot the fucking bill!