Jubilation T. Cornpone - Stubby Kaye, Nelson Riddle Orchestra

When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,\nWho was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nOld «Toot your own horn — pone.»\nJubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!\nWhen we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,\nWho suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nOld «Tattered and torn — pone.»\nJubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!\nWith our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,\nWho was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nOld «September Morn — pone.»\nJubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!\nHURRAY!\nWhen it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months,\nWho took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn — pone.\nJubilation T. Cornpone, he weren’t nobody’s dunce!\nWho went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy’s rear,\nCircled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nOld «Treat 'em with scorn — pone.»\nJubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer!\nWho became so famous with a reputation so great,\nThat he ran for president and didn’t carry a state?\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nOld «Wouldn't be sworn — pone.»\nJubilation T. Cornpone, he made the country wait!\nStonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.\nWho was known to all his men as good ol' «Paper Mache?»\nWhy it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;\nJubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!