Where U Goin' 2 - Strong Bad

The Cheat, where you goin' to?

And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?

Checkin' up on a mattress fire

That you started couple days ago

Singin' baritone in Marzipan’s choir

But please don’t let Strong Bad know

Nobody knows

MARZIPAN: This part’s in D!

THE CHEAT:

MARZIPAN: Ooh, that’s not D

THE CHEAT:

MARZIPAN: How about C?

THE CHEAT:

MARZIPAN: Eh, close enough

(With Marzipan) The Cheat, where you goin' to?

(With Homestar) And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?

Hitchin' a ride on Homestar’s leg

Stealin' all his Melonade (HOMESTAR: Hey!)

Get a freelance animation job

(PBTC STRONG BAD: And make the best cartoon that’s ever been made!)

PBTC COACH Z: Hey there, Bubs in the store, Paunchberry’s was a new ice cream!

PBTC BUBS: I can’t even reach the top!

PBTC COACH Z: Hey hey, it’s the Paunchberry Ice Cream Dancing Team!

The Cheat, (PBTC STRONG BAD: Viral) where you goin' to?

And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?

Headin' down to the gymnasium

Gonna do some lay-up drills

I’m not sure if that’s something you would normally do

But you should brush up on your basketball skills

With some lay-up drills

Lay-up drills…

No… lay-up drills?

Flaming lay-up drills?

The Cheat likes flaming lay-up drills

I’m glad we compromised with flaming lay-up drills

A-for reals, oh tell me what’s the deals

You got the wills and skills of flaming lay-up drills

The Cheat, where you goin' to

And once you get there what you think you gonna do

The Cheat, what you gonna did

The day is done so won’t you close that barbecue?

…lid?