This Disco (Used To Be Cute Cathedral) - Steve Taylor

Sunday needs a pick-me-up?

Here’s your chance

Do you get tired of the same old square dance?

Allemande right now

All join hands

Do-si-do to the promised boogieland

Got no need for altar calls

Sold the altar for the mirror balls

Do you shuffle?

do you twist?

'cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say

This disco used to be a cute cathedral

Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year

This disco used to be a cute cathedral

Where we only play the stuff you’re wanting to hear

Mickey does the two-step

One, Two, Swing

All the little church mice doing their thing

Boppin' in the belltower

Rumba to the right

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Get me outta this limelight

So, you want to defect?

Officer, what did you expect?

Got no rhythm, got no dough

He said, «Listen, Bozo, don’t you know»

This disco used to be a cute cathedral

Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week

This disco used to be a cute cathedral

But we got no room if you ain’t gonna be chic

Sell your holy habitats

This ship’s been deserted by sinking rats

The exclusive place to go

It’s where the pious pogo

Don’t you know