Corporate Logic - Stereoliza

Our company was just starting a deal

when it occurred my boss to hire me, lady STL

Lost of clever candidates demonstrated

broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision

My sixiest gear pushed on decision’s taking

— I'm ready to start, heh, money-making

Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job:

'Another bitch in the house,

why not a nice baby-pop?'

Shut up, shit, I just thought to myself

I’m a lady STL, I’ll give you hell

She went on explaining what is our common dream

Sat back introducing our company’s team:

'Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!'

I knew they’re ultimate dorks, despite all that crap

I had to get to my wizzwork

One produces that shit

Somebody gotta use it And I just sit and spit

And we all do that in the company’s interest

Mr. Tea throws a fit

Toady-boy steals a bit

And I just sit and spit

And we all do that in the company’s interest

Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused

By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse

Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants

What she needs, who she wants,

who’s another guy to bonk

After that Mr. Low couldn’t restrain

from porno web-sites

Waiting for the colleagues leave the office

and to work nights

Toady-boy was not just curious in this

His investigator’s talent never left him in peace

Next morning secretary’s giggling in the hall

Resealed the whole story with the message to all

We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower

Miss Thang — just delicious, trying to get over

So I concluded that for well-paid positions

One should abandon all the inner inhibitions

Corporate Logic is something like black box,

But finally I’ve guessed how all this stupid

system works: