Little Dealer Boy - Willie Nelson, Stephen Colbert

I have no money in my coffer

No gold or silver do I bring

Nor have I precious jewels to offer

To celebrate the newborn King

Yet do not spurn my gift completely

O ye three wise men please demur

Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly

Than either Frankincense or Myrrh

And like the child born in this manger

This herb is mild yet it is strong

And it brings peace to friend and stranger

Good will to men lies in this bong

And now my wonder weed is flarin'

(Stephen: Are you high?)

Looked like that special star above

(Stephen: Can it be?)

Pass it around in endless sharin'

(Stephen: On Christmas day?)

And let not mankind bogart love

(Stephen: You’d smoke my tree)

And the wise men started tokin'

And yea the bud was kind

It was salvation they were smokin'

And its forgiveness blew their minds

And still that wonder weed is flarin'

(Stephen: Are you high?)

Looked like that star was once above

(Stephen: You’re so high)

Pass it around in endless sharin'

(Stephen: Dude, man, dude)

And let not mankind bogart love

(Stephen: You’re really high

I’m gonna tell your savior)

And let not mankind bogart love