Ten Strikes You're Out - Steel Panther

Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends

I’ll poke your damn eye so you’ll never wink again

You’ll never wink again

Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone

My other bitches call and check so leave it alone

Just leave it alone

Eight more and you’d better not doubt

You’ll be out on the streets so don’t make me shout

Everybody knows it’s ten strikes you’re out, you’re out

Ten strikes you’re out, you’re out

Strike three, you gave my dog VD

How’d you fucking go give a dog VD?

That’s just beyond me

Strike four, I don’t remember four

But whatever it was well you’d better not do it no more

Strike five, well you’re racking up strikes

Faster than your momma getting Facebook likes

Everybody knows it’s ten strikes you’re out, you’re out

Ten strikes you’re out, you’re out

Six and Seven came as a pair

Piss and shit stains all over your underwear

Well baby you’re out, you’re out, you’re out, hahaha

Strike eight, you made me double date

With a bald dick head and a bitch who’s overweight

That made me irate

Strike nine, I understand you had gas

But you farted and another dude’s sperm dribbled out of your ass

That’s fucking gross

Strike ten, well you drank my last beer

So baby pack your shit and get out of here

Everybody knows it’s ten fucking strikes, you’re fucking out

You’re out, you’re out, you’re out

Ten strikes you’re out, yeah

You’re out