Hatch Fever - Steam Powered Giraffe

There’s a knock

Open the door

A human sized package

Rip through tape

Like butter

And cardboard

Like toast

No time for instructions

The fire’s diein'

Two birds

One stone

Fill the tank with water

Turn the ignition

And Hatchy Boy you’re ready to go

Far

(Catch Hatch Fever!)

Far

(Catch Hatch Fever!)

There’s a hole

In your floor

We’ve got to

Patch it up

Give it a cover

A latch

A hinge

And a turn wheel

Well now you’re talking Hatch Fever-oh!

What’s the worth o’living

If you can’t make a living

Not living but

Faux living

Is there a difference?

A fever’s a fever

Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

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Catch Hatch Fever!

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Catch Hatch Fever!

Open your heart to me

Come on everybody open up that chest cavity

Yeeeoh- Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid

Kids!

D-D-D-Don't try this at home!

If you took that last bit of advice

You gotta get to the emergency room

We don’t want you to leave so soon

Follow instructions

And don’t hurt birds

And generally pair your nouns with verbs

Study real hard

Eat your vitamin soup

When all of that’s finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease

(La, that sounds bad)

It’s not a real disease

But if it were on another world then

(Ahh)

We’re sorry

We wouldn’t wish it on anybody

Unless it makes you stronger

And live longer

Well then that’s just a good thing wouldn’t you agree?

But for now they’re just words and a good time

Come on everybody get down with the robots!

There’s not much left to tell which hasn’t already been stated

Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated

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Catch Hatch Fever!

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That should about do it