Christmas Day - Squeeze

Mary and Joseph drove into town

Searching for a place to stay

The moon was up, and his foot was down

A miracle was on its way

They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast

Locals, but no one seemed to have any room

Better find a double room soon!

So where would Christmas be without

Mary and Joseph

Morecambe and Wise

Laurel and Hardy

Cracker surprise

Lights on the pine tree

And more aftershave

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day

They found a place with a neon light

«TV», «Pool», and «Vacancies»

The man on the desk didn’t hear them right

When the two of them booked for three

They watched the TV

And deeply, she felt a punching neatly

And the heavens delivered this way

And it happened on Christmas Day

Christmas Da-ay

Christmas Da-ay

So where would Christmas be without

Mary and Joseph

Morecambe and Wise

Laurel and Hardy

Cracker surprise

Lights on the pine tree

And more aftershave

But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day

Mary and Joseph were so surprised

With admirers around the crib

There was something in their son’s eyes

That magnetically took one in

Like a Messiah and a fire

Like the tread around a tyre

That grip all roads

To faults you made

And it happened on Christmas Day

Christmas Da-ay

Christmas Da-ay

So where would Christmas be without

Mary and Joseph

Morecambe and Wise

Laurel and Hardy

Cracker surprise

Lights on the pine tree

And more aftershave

But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)

Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas)