All Gone Wrong - [spunge]

Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila

Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer

Shes been married for three long years

Got three children and they’re all lil dears

But

Now shes bored with her married bliss

So

She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that

Guy ment nothing, one night stand

Test turned blue, got much more on her hands

Uh-oh, its all gone wrong and (X3)

ITS ALL GONE WRONG

Derek knew she worked at the supermarket

So while out on a drive decided to go and park it

Down by the river, walked to the store

Never got the courage up2 talk2 her before

But he’d been up practisin all last night

Plannin what he’s gonna say

Makin sure it sounded right

As he turned the corner by the milk and orange juice

Playin tonsil hockey with the spotty guy from fresh produce

Tom was a guy that fully understood

That the car that u drive is an extension of ur manhood

As u can imagine, never let her down

Entered the equation wen he drove his cadillac around

Pretty damn long pretty damn wide

2 silver lightenin bolts painted down the side

Imagine his grief, pity his pain

Both broke down one mornin and never started up again

Fred played the guitar in his best mates band

He knew that they’d get far

All they needed was a helping hand

When practising one evenin there was a knock at the door

Opened up to see a guy noone had ever seen before

Introduced himself as bob the talent scout

Handed them a form, told them they should fill it out

Theyre still practisin in fred’s backroom

Owe 10 thousand quid, bailiffs will be calling soon

Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila

Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer

Shes been married for three long years

Got three children and they’re all lil dears

But

Now shes bored with her married bliss

So

She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that

Guy ment nothing, one night stand

Test turned blue, got much more on her hands