Camel Crew - Sports Team

This carvery is on the house

Service is slow, and all the glasses are stained

But carry on, it always comes

(Sooner than you think)

The steak is dry, the wine is weak

This dialogue, is badly written

And cheapened by the need

For well cast female leads

The camel crew In baby blue

Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained

Stay in your homes

Home on the range

And it’s a new day now

Now 51

Kick in his hands, hands on the reins

And it’s a new day

This avant garde is still the same

Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes

Just to know they’ve made it only

When they sign the rights to Sony

Where the steps are swept

And the lawn is neat

The flowerbeds shame the neighbours

Milo knew he’d made it when he

Got his first mock Tudor semi

The camel crew In baby blue

Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained

Stay in your homes

Home on the range

And it’s a new day now

Now 51

Kick in his hands, hands on the reins

And it’s a new day

You say it’s boring, but it’s not

It’s only I forgot

Call a number, make a change

And in the morning when it’s hot

You close your eyes and watch

Call a number, make a change