The Twelve Steps - Spiritualized

If you got the money for a rehab tour

You ain’t got a problem you can’t afford

I was very nearly clean, you know

'Cos I only had twelve steps to go

The only time I’m drink and drug free

Is when I don’t have to pay for what I need

That’s rare, indeed

If your willpower’s weak, temptation’s strong

Lord knows how you’re going to get along

But the worst thing about your kind of disease

Is you know who can charge whatever she pleases

It’s 28 days for 13 grand

Better go get myself and insurance plan

She’s my man

I ain’t got to where I’m going to

By hanging 'round with people like you

But then again I ain’t never got

Anywhere I wanted to get to

I ain’t got to where I’m going to

By hanging 'round with people who ain’t my friends

But then again I ain’t never got

Anywhere I wanted in the end

If you got the money for a rehab tour

You ain’t got a problem you can’t afford

I was very nearly clean you know

'Cos I only had twelve steps to go

The only time I’m drink and drug free

Is when I get my drugs and drink for free

That’s the mean

If your willpower’s weak, temptation’s strong

Lord knows how we’re going to get along

And I don’t think I’m gonna find Jesus Christ

So I’d rather spend my cash on vice

28 days for 13 grand

Better go get myself an insurance plan

She’s my man

Do some knitting, get some rest

Group therapy gets me depressed

You might get banned if you relapse

We’ll take you back when you got some cash

You’re just as likely to find inner peace

By buying your stuff from off the street

Come on, come on

Step one: Kill the fun

Step two: Ain’t got a clue

Step three: Get in your tree

Step four: Get out the door

Step five: Get alive

Step six: I’ll let you know

Step seven: Remember six

Step eight: But being sure

Step nine: Get in your bed

Step ten: In bed again

Step eleven: In bed again

Step twelve: Go one back to one

And start, start it over again