Sainthood Is Not In Your Future - Sparks

Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

I should have seen it all coming

Your left hook I found most stunning

Sainthood Is Not In Your Future

Wherefore art thou so nasty

I saweth of you as so classy

But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

That’s when the bullet whizzed past me

No it ain’t, no it ain’t, no it ain’t

Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

The Pope is on the floor laughing

The Cardinals roar, they’re backslapping

Sainthood Is Not In Your Future

You came highly recommended

Your Joan Of Arc do well-attended

But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

All interaction’s now suspended

All interaction’s now suspended

Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

Collect your things, it’s done, over

Collect your things, just leave Rover

Sainthood Is Not In Your Future

Where’s the happily ever after?

Where is the sound of joy and laughter?

But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future

Cheer up, you may just win a BAFTA