King Of The Mountain - Southern Culture On The Skids

Got himself a peach colored leisure suit

Hundred dollar bills stuffed in floor shined boots

Smelling like a mint flavored soda pop

Sure smelling sweet when the weather gets hot

You got a dime

He’s got a dollar

He’s the king of corn

Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain

A blue rich business man

Easin' in a Pentacon tractor

Doin' the best that he can

Bought himself a camera down in Gunthersville

Bought it with the money from a moonshine still

Hey hillbilly blue way on back on red

Always gotta cold Diet Pepsi in his fist

You got a dime

He’s got a dollar

He’s the king of corn

Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain

A blue rich business man

Easin' in a Pentacon tractor

Doin' the best that he can

You drink it by the glass, you can buy it by the jar

He told my sister that he’d make her a star

His cash flow is about a hundred proof

Just opened up a line of tanning booths

You got a dime

He’s got a dollar

He’s the king of corn

Born from way back in Nerhada

Call him the King of the Mountain

A blue rich business man

Easin' in a Pentacon tractor

Doin' the best that he can

And if ya cousin stops by be sure to give a holler

They call him the King of the Mountain

A blue rich business man

Easin' in a Pentacon tractor

Doin' the best that he can