If You C Jordan - Something Corporate

I have a story, a bitter anthem

For everyone to hear

About this kid who just don’t like me

And that’s a solid fact

They say he’s hunting me, and as you see

I’m all swelled up with fear

Cause I can’t get him off my back

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (he makes me sick)

High school’s over (high school’s over)

And you still won’t quit

You try to fight me down at Tyler’s beach

And man I think that’s great

You nearly cried and said to yell at you

Like I do at all the girls

And you drove home real quick

Did you make it in time to masturbate?

There’s one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (he makes me sick)

High school’s over (high school’s over)

And you still won’t quit

You say it’s chivalry, but it’s jealousy

That led us to this song

Won’t play it often, just at least until you’re gone

You’ll stop at nothing but the real thing

And everything up to that’s pretend

You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)

He makes me sick (he makes me sick)

High school’s over (high school’s over)

And you still won’t quit

Fuck you, Jordan (fuck you Jordan)

You make me sick (you make me sick)

High school’s over (high school’s over)

I don’t care if you dye your hair

You’ll always be a little, redhead bitch