The Sinful Ensemble - Skyclad

Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'

ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Ever wondered where the evil dead go?

There’s a little place called Nightmare Scenario

Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,

where the drinks are cheap — and it’s open all hours.

Bonaparte’s on brandy — he swills it down his throat,

Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.

Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,

Stalin’s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.

Dear God above (if you exist),

hope you see the funny side to this

now don’t get cross — don’t bite your nails,

oh, Son of Man your mission failed.

Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'

ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Herod’s in the family room to baby sit the first born,

Mengele’s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.

Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,

when Pol Pot turns the lights out they’ll play murder in the dark.

Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'

ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero’s belly,

while the lions beat the christians thirty — nil live on the telly.

Caligula kills 'My Way’on the karaoke stage —

young 'Chezzy'Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age.

This is far more than just a joke.

Can’t you see the fire for the smoke?

Choose any public house you please

and find dictators such as these.

Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'

ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Hell is where the heart lies —

(in Purgatory’s borders).

The great thing 'bout eternity —

they never call last orders!