If I Die Laughing, It'll Be An Act Of God - Skyclad

Its revelation revels divine comedy and more

Please welcome your four hosts: death, famine, pestilence and war

You say that we are all Gods' children, can you please explain

How any father could inflict his children so much pain

I’m sure he finds it funny but I fail to see the joke

I bet he’ll piss his breeches when we all go up in smoke

Life’s one big disaster, I hear the sound of laughter

Coming from the hereafter, I find it kind of odd

We’re stooges for Jehova, he loves to knock us over

So if I die laughing it’ll be an act of God!

Thunderbolts were once his style, it’s now malignant tumours

I wonder what he’ll think of next to test my sense of humour?

You said I must accept his will, that God will spare the weak

I bet those tears aren’t tears of laughter running down your cheek

When you are stood right there beside me, egg upon your face

Your precious soul floats with the dust back home in outer space

Life’s one big disaster, I hear the sound of laughter

Coming from the hereafter, I find it kind of odd

We’re stooges for Jehova, he loves to knock us over

So if I die laughing it’ll be an act of God!