Tug of War Intestines - Skinless

Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose

Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch

Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed

In my hospital room I’m waiting for the family

Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up

They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor

Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver

Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts!

Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs

Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines

Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head

Testicle golfing, they’re 15 under par, sanguine sports

Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore

Tug of war intestines