Tough Man - Sharon D Clarke, Shaun Dalton, Warwick Davis

In the year 2049

The planets aligned like never before

A disaster loomed as beings

Far beyond our reckoning, invaded

It began in distant galaxies

Led by the evil Lord Hector

His dominance matched only by his beautiful eyes

Could anyone stop this tyrant?

Got down on their knees and prayed for the one

The one, he’s coming out to save us

Here he comes

He’s good, he’s bad, and he’s the bravest

Wearing tights he fights

He’s clever he’s the bravest

And he’s tough

I’m coming!

Watch me fly!

Tough Man

He’s the strongest of the strong

Tough Man

You’ll be glad he came along

Tough Man

There’s nothing more to say

In space, no-one can hear you cry

Tough Man

He doesn’t like it when you’re mean

Tough Man

He’s not afraid of laser beams

Tough Man, he’s tough

I must remain inconspicuous

Tough Man, Sneak Attack!

It’s tough man!

Shit!

Hey everyone!

I’m here!

Lord Hector, let these people go or else

Or else what, Tough Man?

Or else I will be tough, but fair

Oh he’s got a catchphrase!

I shall surrender to your persuasive ways

But this isn’t over!

Tough Man you saved us!

Touch me anywhere!

No, Super Hot Lady!

I saved you, but I cannot touch you

Because love weakens my toughness!

Now, I’ll leave you

But not before we sing again!

Tough Man

He’s the strongest of the strong

Tough Man

And he’s got his own theme song

Tough Man

Tough Man

I will be tough, but fair

Tough Man