Scuffle With the Clams - Shannon and the Clams

Come up to us, we’re dancing

Shakin' our shells, a party

Boogyin' down below the beach

Cody clam is hoppin'

Shannon clam is jumpin'

Ian clam is diggin' deep

Ernie and the mussels

Our pearl-less cousins

Challenged us to a duel

Clammies are lovers

Surely not fighters

But what were we to do?

Shannon, hit in the face

A mollusk disgrace

Mussels are stronger than we thought

Ian tries to bite them

With all his might

While I’m cryin' in the sand

Then our Cody screams

«Get off them, you creeps

I’m gonna tear you shell from shell!»

«You destroyed our party

Mollusks should not be naughty

I’m gonna salt you like a snail!»

Ernie and the mussels

Our pearl-less cousins

Challenged us to a duel

Clammies are lovers

Surely not fighters

But what were we to do?

Scuffle, with the clams!