Cottaging - Self Defense Family

My stories got boring

Bound to happen

My talk went stale

That’s how it happens

You get a small home, a dull man, and a ring

I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing

You said

«cheat, but no mistresses»

I half listened

In every man, a garbage dog

A gross opportunist

A lowlife judas

In every man, a garbage dog

My body got boring

Bound to happen

Sex got stale

That’s the way it happens

You get a shit house

a dull man

a kid

I get a sharp pain

when I think of these things

Enthusiastic for missionary

He’s fucking ecstatic

Your dull man