Lemony Snicket - Sam Lachow, Nacho Picasso

H to the E to the double-L O

Thanks for calling my cellular phone

I couldn’t make it at the moment

Hope that you understand

Just leave your name and number

I’ll get back when I can

I’m all tied up

I’m the busiest man

And if you called to kick it

Well yes I am, down

So at the beeping sound

Just leave a little message that should be 'bout now

Jiminy Cricket, silence critics when I spit it

Lemony Snicket, acting violent out of pigment

Dying when I stick it she be crying when I kick it

I ain’t dialing seven digits 'less she ride with seven bitches

Her booty poking out like she hiding seven midgets

Been high for seven days, I can’t help but look suspicious

If I can find a gal who ain’t slept with all my niggas

It’d probably be for nothing because I slept with all her sisters

Moor gang militia

Whore gang’s malicious

More mind your bidness, and ignore my mistress

I would explain it all, but go find Clarissa

I went to get a latte and fucked up her wrist-a

Oops I meant barista

Scooped her like Bautista

Party like my lease up

Parliament, I’m G-Funk

Your party’s like my pre-funk

Harley had my teeth numb

I’ll pop it like I’m re-run

And paint her face with precum

Dance, Dance, Rally

Dance, Dance, Rally

Dance, Dance, Rally

Dance, Dance, Rally

Hey, oh

There he goes

The man who stole the weed I was about to smoke

When I wasn’t looking he was out the door

Now I got no weed to roll

The chow!

My name is Sammy, but you can call me Huck

What up

Andre Nickatina I would bump, what up

Banana goo we never losing half an appetite

I’ve been lucky to blow the best of the best since apple pipes

We would

Hotbox the droptop with salsa

Hit the jojo then we gogo from the popopopo

Potentially

Highest human being in the high school assembly

I’m a friend of thee

I’m known as essentially

Sammy A.K.A.

my ex-landlords enemy

Hennessy and shrooms in my big blue room

Now I can’t tell the difference between my dog and the hu-man

Excuse me now for acting ridiculous

I’m nocturnal

Walked off of Dracula’s bitches

Is it just me or is that

Why we bumping fast cars

Can’t think of a last bar but

Fuck it

I said I don’t like the Seattle police

I said I don’t like the Seattle police

And I won’t bite when they ask me to speak

I said I won’t bite when they ask me to speak