White People Can't Even - Rucka Rucka Ali

There’s some things

That white people can’t do

Can’t be a great pro athlete

They can’t really dance

Can’t really dab

Can’t smoke weed

And can’t really dress

Can’t really bench shit

Peanut butter, they cannot invent it

Can’t steal a Porsche

Cannot sit on the porch

Can’t pay the bills with no job

Can’t sell a kid some coke

Oh baby, white people can’t even say nigga

Can’t do things black could do at all

Can’t ride up smokin' two blunts in some ghetto

With McGriddles

Baby, white people can’t even say nigga

Can’t shoot at some guy for something little

White people can’t even say nigga

Not for shizzle

Oh, they can’t sex

Can’t dab on the haters

Cannot do Brexit or finesse

They cannot be racist

Can’t not be racist

Can’t Netflix and can’t get sex

Not good at texting

White people can’t get an erection

Got stupid culture

White bread with mayo

Whites can’t steal a Volvo

White men cannot jump

Oh baby, white people can’t even say nigga

Can’t do shit black guys could do at all

Can’t fight at 2 AM over some skittles

What the fizzle

They can’t check on the fruit pie

This oven’s a convention

Can’t cook shit in the kitchen, oh no

They can’t jack off on some guy

Can’t wear some fuckin' Sketchers

Can’t chill with some hood bitches

Oh baby, white people can’t even say nigga

They lose at Fortnite and cannot Twitter

They cannot lose their job or say nigga

Or say nigga

Baby, white people can’t even say nigga, oh yeah

Can’t do things like Popocatepetl

Can’t win a foot race with a guy from Niger

He runs better

Baby, white people can’t even say nigga

They, can’t name YouTube channels

Nigahiga, 'cause white people can’t say other shit either, either

Not just nigga, nigga