Burma Shave - Roger Miller

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch

The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced

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I bet I’ve seen a million rows of them little red poetic signs up and down the

line

Come on come on one more time

Yonder goes Willie he’s passin' on a hill he don’t dress nice but he drives fit

to kill

Burma Shave…

Well my pappy ain’t smart he ain’t good at quizzin'

But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his’n

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Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so will I

Burma Shave…