Funky and the Farm-Boy - Rodney Crowell

Funky 'bout charm, funky 'bout wit

Funky 'bout funky, funky 'bout grit

Funky 'bout sparkle, funky 'bout shine

Funky 'bout farm boy walkin' that line

She’s got tattoo hugging her hip-bone, y’all

Barefoot Jerry bangin' them headphones squall

Black mascara framin' them big green eyes

Funky got farm boy long about hypnotized

Funky 'bout sweet, funky 'bout low

Funky 'bout hustle, funky 'bout flow

Funky 'bout Memphis, funky 'bout trains

Funky 'bout farm boy takin' them reins

Platform flip-flop's making them legs look good

Close-cropped tank top destined for Hollywood

Hip-chick lipstick flaming like a red taillight

Funky got farm boy bringing it home tonight

Funky 'bout style, funky 'bout class

Funky 'bout street, y’all, funky 'bout sass

Funky 'bout long, funky 'bout lean

Funky 'bout farm boy slinging that green

No-tell motel screaming like day-glow paint

Bonsoir boudoir making Versailles look quaint

Cartoon full moon shinin' like a disco ball

Funky got farm boy walkin' round ten feet tall

Funky got farm boy walkin' round ten feet tall